"Extracted from an E-mail" :D Since so many of us are being pressurized and feeling stressful due to upcoming exams, here are some jokes to release your pressure and distress. Moreover, laughter is the best medicine.. isn't it? xD So please, enjoy people.

Marriage Humour!

Wife: 'What are you doing?'

Husband : Nothing.

Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'

Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'

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Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'

Husband : 'Sure! What are my choices?'

Wife : 'Yes or no.'

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Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'

Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'

Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!'

Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'

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Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'

Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'

Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'

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Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'

Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'

Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'

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A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'

'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'

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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever .

The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'

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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humour.'

Hey people! I'm blogging again.

Exams are tmr! Paper 1. Need lots of writing.. Sigh.

I found out that 萧敬腾 is so damn freaking good man..!! Watch these videos and you'll know!!

新不了情


背叛


世界唯一的你

Hey! This is gonna be a long post. I suppose? Because I will not be posting for quite a while after this post, due to the preparation for Mid Year Exams.. unless there's something really urgent to post.. So I apologize for any inconvenience caused first. xD

Let's talk about Monday, which means yesterday. Firstly, I'm gonna flunk my Chemistry Test on Acids, Bases, and Salts. I totally didn't prepare for it. Not one bit. Pity me, lol. Thanks to myself who actually thought it was on Tuesday, because I remembered her saying the test will be on the second lesson of the week? Well, the first lesson is on Monday, and the second on Tuesday. So I didn't brought my Chemistry textbook and notes home to study since I thought its gonna be Tuesday. But over the weekends, most people said it will be on Monday. And when Monday's Chem lesson came, it was really on Monday. -_-. I was thinking that I'm surely NOT gonna score for this test. Its upon 40 marks. Wonder how much will I get? Fail probably.. Sigh.
Ok yesterday had NAPHA Test too. But I completed all of them during last Friday's PE lesson and Monday's PE lesson. So I didn't have to go for the afternoon's Test. I need to re-run my 2.4km! I have to get 5 points no matter what, and get 30 points!

Today..Hmmm. Talk about Biology lesson. Miss Chan gave us loads of homework!! Its really DAMN LOT!! Overloaded with biology homework now. -.- She gave us so much in one shot!! We're really gonna have a good time/ hard time in completing them on time. Hopefully I can.. There's also Social Studies test tomorrow! On Healthcare in Singapore. Really stressful now huh? Yeah I can feel the least bit of stress finally. Lol! Actually there's Physics test on Dynamics and Mass,Weight, and Density too. But fortunately, Mr Timmy Ng is nice and kind enough to postpone it to Thursday, which lightens our burden.

Ok there's loads of homework for today, and also for tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow..and there goes for eternity... Gonna start doing them soon. Time is really running out before Mid Year Exams arrives!!

Videos for the concert are below!! Simply scroll down and click play, and wait for a miracle or miracles to happen! :D Enjoy your miracle(s) people!!

蔡依林



陈晓东


罗志祥



萧敬腾!!!! A-MUST-SEE!! DAMN NICE!!




孙燕姿




WeiSong and SiSong

Something about 贴. XD Enjoy.:D

贴
好贴
很好帖
确实好帖
少见的好帖
真他妈的好帖
难得一见的好帖
千年等一回的好帖
好得不能再好的好帖
惊天地且泣鬼神的好帖
让人阅毕击掌三叹的好帖
让人佩服得五体投地的好帖
让人奔走相告曰须阅读的好帖
让斑竹看后决定加精固顶的好帖
让人看后在各论坛纷纷转贴的好帖
让人看后连成人网站都没兴趣的好帖
让人看完后就要往上顶往死里顶的好帖
让人看后不断在各种场合重复引用的好帖
让人一见面就问你看过某某好帖没有的好帖
让人半夜上厕所都要打开电脑再看一遍的好帖
让个读过后都下载在硬盘里详细研究欣赏的好帖
让人走路吃饭睡觉干什么事连做梦都梦到它的好帖
让人翻译成36种不同外语流传国内外世界各地的好帖
让人纷纷唱道过年过节不送礼要送就送某某帖子的好帖
让国家领导人命令将该帖刻在纯金版上当国礼送人的好帖
让网络上纷纷冒出该帖的真人版卡通版搞笑版成人版的好帖
让人在公共厕所里不再乱涂乱化而是纷纷对它引经据典的好帖
让某位想成名的少女向媒体说她与该帖作者发生过性关系的好帖
让人根据它写成小说又被不同导演拍成48个不同版本的电影的好帖
让某名导演跟据此帖改拍的电影在奥斯卡上一连拿了11个奖项的好帖
让人大代表们看完后联名要求根据该帖的内容对宪法做适当修改的好帖
让人为了谁是它的原始作者纷纷地闹上法院打官司要争得它的版权的好帖
让各大学府纷纷邀请该帖作者去就如何发表优秀网络文学为题目演讲的好帖
让人为了该帖而成立了各种学会来研究并为不同的理解争得眼红脖子粗的好帖
让美国警察于今后逮捕人说你有权保持沉默还有权阅读某某帖子要不要啊的好帖
让本拉登躲在山洞里还命令他手下冒着被美军发现的危险去上网下载来阅读的好帖
让萨达姆被捕时被发现他随身携带的除了一把手枪之外还有的就是它的复印件的好帖
让比尔盖茨在懂事会上发给与会者人手一份该帖命令仔细阅读后才讨论其他事宜的好帖
让诺贝儿奖理事会破天荒地因该帖的出现而开会讨论一直决定今后设立最佳帖子奖的好帖
让联合国安理会决定将它译成宇宙语由中国神州六号升空后不断播放看有没有外星人的好帖
让人看完后IE锁死连瑞星诺顿都没法修复只好格式化硬盘重装启动后主页显示的还是它的好帖

OK posting the photos first. The videos are too large to upload, so its taking forever to upload. Will upload the videos another time. Sorry if the size of the photos are too big. Lol

Hey I'm back! Ok the Concert was fun, besides being alone, everything turned out nice and exciting. xD I took quite a lot of photos and videos using camera, not hand phone this time. Haha. So the quality gonna be a lot better, but its gonna take really a while to upload them. Mostly are videos. Its already 2.20AM now, quite late already. So I'm posting and uploading the photos and videos tmr hopefully, or maybe Monday if it really takes too long to load. So keep a look out for the photos!

Hi! Today's Saturday. Woke up @ 9AM. This weekend only have very little homework, so for once, I didn't do work in a Saturday morning. Lol.

Later I'm going to this Lee Wei Song Concert, starting at 8p.m for about 2 hours plus, so means until 10+. Then there will be 孙燕姿，蔡依林，罗志祥，萧敬藤，陈晓东，邓妙华 performing too!! So many singers going man.. And the price for the tickets are available at $168, $148, $128, $98, and $78. So expensive!! Then my father got this ticket for the Concert, cause his friend gave him one free ticket.. He said his friend works in some sort of managing concerts kinda thing.. So he have some free tickets, and gave one to my father. But only got one ticket, and I have to go alone! That's the worst thing. So lonely.! Oh and some students of Lee Wei Song School are performing in a group, and Justin is one of them. At least I have someone to a companion when I go home :D. He have to reach there early for rehearsal so I can't go to the Stadium together with him.. I have to go there alone, watch concert alone.. Zz.. Anyone going to the concert too?! I need someone to watch with me! :D

Below are the details about the event!

A brand new collaboration with friends for friends - the concert of the year, Weisong Sisong (Garden of Music) Concert 2009, is here in town! With a star-studded cast powered by powerful vocals that pack more than a punch, expect sparks to fly and the stage to sizzle under the glare and the heat. Hurry! Join us for the party!

A concert that appeals to EVERYONE… literally! From the more mature audience with a discerning ear for Lee Sisong and Lee Weisong’s quality musical compositions to the working crowd who appreciate Stafanie Sun’s ballads, to the young who prefer the upbeat pop music galore typical of Jolin Tsai, Show Luo and Jam Hsiao; you will find something perfect in store for you and more!

Lee Sisong and Lee Weisong started their professional song-writing career composing soundtracks and theme songs for ever popular Chinese drama serials that stay remembered till this day. Famous ones include the theme songs from《红头巾》，《出人头地》，《最后一个大侠》，and《荷兰村》. With a special appearance by Maggie Teng, take a rare trip through memory lane with us and relive these classic moments live at the concert.

Well respected and known throughout the entertainment arena for their talent at song composing and capabilities in music production, Lee Sisong and Lee Weisong have composed and produced numerous chart-toppers for A-listers such as Stefanie Sun, Show Luo, Jolin Tsai, Jam Hsiao and Daniel Chan. They have also garnered recognition both locally and overseas for their works having amassed numerous accolades under their belt, including “Best Album Production”, “Best Song Composition”, and “Best Written Lyrics” at all major award ceremonies. Flying in from around the world specially for the concert, Stefanie Sun, Show Luo, Jolin Tsai, Jam Hsiao and Daniel Chan will be joining the beloved Brothers live on stage, crooning medleys and duets as well as performing their own repertoire. Look forward to an entirely brand new experience and this rare chance to catch them live on stage together!

A music extravaganza complete with an impressive presence! Weisong Sisong Garden of Music 2009, coming right up… Don’t miss the concert of the year!

Hello people!! My arms are so tired now... Just now went to Gym with Justin and Jasper. Did quite a lot of trainings.. So now my muscles are so exhausted.. Oh and today's Combined Assembly isn't too bad. xD Especially the American Idol part! Really damn funny! The judges are so harsh, esp. the Simon. They can laugh halfway when the participant is singing! And the participants are real funny too! I think they're looking for creativity, so that's why they present themselves in this way.. Really hilarious. For people out there who needs entertainment, simply go to youtube.com and search for American Idol auditions! Hahaha!

During PE today, I actually wanted to run my 2.4km again! 2 more seconds to 5 points!!! Wasted man!! But the teacher said not gonna run 2.4km, doing the sit and reach, standing broad jump, and inclined pull up first, so that on Monday NAPFA Test we don't have to do all 5 stations, and we can leave earlier. So I finished all my 3 stations then!. I wanna get 30 points for NAPFA, hehe.. Monday having PE again so I'm gonna get my 5 points for 2.4km!

Its only about 2 more weeks to MID YEAR EXAM!!!! SHIT LA! I feel so unprepared for the exam!!! I haven't started any revision yet..ZzZz. And especially Physics, I didn't pay attention to most of the lessons. -.- Wonder how am I gonna survive throught the Mid Year paper.. Sigh. I think I gotta start my revision soon...

Its really difficult to find something interesting to post about nowadays.. Or is it that I have became more forgettable, or less observant, or whatever? Lol.

Ok I'm posting again!. Today slept during English class. So sleepy eh.. Oh and CME, we played scrabble!! Not bad la. Quite fun. I haven't been playing for years. After school, went to playground and slacked with people! Oh and Jun Yu, here's your better picture that you requested! xD

Mr Handsome Gwee Jun Yu!

Look carefully at the words! You may find something interesting! :D

Tampines 1!

Okok here's your whatever. :D

Hello! Somebody asked me to update anything. So here is Anything!! :D

Haha! OK la I'm gonna update soon.

Woke up at 7AM. -.- Couldn't fall asleep anymore. So I decided to get up and do my homework. Hahas. Quite a lot of homework man.. And now I've still got Chem, English and Maths.. Sigh.

My relatives all in China! So I can't go 扫墓.. And all ancestors in China too.. Frankly speaking, I haven't go before, wonder how it feels and looks like?..

I'm Sorry.

Hello people!

School was really not very good for me, because I'm sick and tired!! Damn the flu and cough. Why am I infected again..ZzZzZ la. I couldn't talk much in school because my throat is irritated and itchy. If I talk, it will cough. So miraculously, I didn't sing in class for the first time! Cool right? I hate this kind of feeling, damn hard to endure.. Can't talk, can't sing. Somestimes really wanna talk a lot, but the throat restricts me. It sucks la. I feel so anti-social when I not talking, then people will be asking me why I so emo. LOL.

Hope I faster recover from these idiotic sicknesses. hah. I'm physically sick, not mentally sick.

Urgh... I'm so damn irritated that the flu and cough is causing me. Damn la, yesterday start to get better, then today worsen again. I didn't became this sick since so long already.. Even though I'm sick, I went for CCA! Ran 3.6km, 7 rounds around the school. After that went to Indoor Sports Hall. Training ended at 6.30. So late huh. Now I'm studying Biology cause there's test tmr. Damn it, I can't put my head into it because my running nose keep on distracting me. ZzZz. Damn stupid. Worse come to worse, last minute study. Lol. Maybe gonna bring Jacket tmr since I have flu.. Gotta go resume studing. Bye!

Ran 2.4km in the morning during PE. Its been a long time since I ran for long distance. I guess I'm rusty already. Lol, cause my timing suckx. Seriously, I could have gotten much better. I need to brush up on my 2.4 from today onwards, so next friday when I run again, hopefully my timing will be much better. I have exactly 11 days to train 2.4 before I run again. I think I'm gonna drink maybe half a can of Red Bull on friday morning so that I have some energy. XD

Well, after school went to Fish&Co. Had lunch there for some of them. And took some unglam pictures too! Currently with Justin and Wen Xian I think.

CCA tmr, and I'm finally going. ^_^

Hello people!! Ytd was Justin's BBQ. And it was really a fun day! Its been quite a while since I had so much fun! There were many funny things happening!! Lol! Lets thank the people who organized this BBQ! And thx everyone who had turned up! Haha. I don't have photos with me, but you can check out other blogs if you guys want to view photos.

Yay I've finally got something to watch. Its the new drama called 终极三国！ Its the same director as 终极一班 and 终极一家. Starting episode 1 now..hehe.

Well, lessons was quite fun today. Maths lesson, Mr Chew was showing everyone's primary school photo on the screen again...

However, 2 people had fallen sick and gotten fever in my house. That's a sad thing. So there's a high chance that I may get infected! :D Watch out! lol.

I have to admit that this year really have many problems going on between things.. Really. Why can't people just make peace? Don't people like peace? And recently I really few f* up at times, I feel so helpless sometimes.

Maths test tomorrow on Linear inequalities, and Biology test on Friday on Human Alimentary Canal and Chemical Digestion. I don't know how can I survive from the Bio chapter, so many terms to remember, especially the absorption and Chemical digestions. But somehow, I will just have to survive through it..

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Oh yeah and during Lunch time at 2.35-3.15, this Tan Si Hui spilled Strawberry Milk on both Me and Clive!! And I smelled like some strawberries that just came from a strawberry farm for the rest of the day. -.-